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Old 09-14-2010, 07:51 AM
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Debra Mc
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Originally Posted by raptureready
And just wait, then come the menopausal mood swings that the menstral mood swings were the training wheels for.

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When I was beginning to go through menopause my husband was griping at me because of my mood swings. My mother told him that it was menopause and not anything I could help and to lay off of me. So he got a little better. The next month when the swings reared their ugly heads again he started in again about me being so unreasonable. I told him to ignore it that it was just the menopause. He said (and I quote), "Menopause? Menopause? I thought you had that last month!" I glared at him as through my gritted teeth and in a voice that was deadly calm said, "That statement is considered justifiable homicide in all 50 states and several foreign countries. Now you get away from me right now and stay away for awhile."
I'm bad too at times. My favorite saying is just get the hell away from me or else. He doesn't want the else. DS finally figured it out. He would say dad what is wrong with mom, is she had that period thing again. Dad told him just don't bother mom. She will be ok in a little while.
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