Oh Ditter, Ditter, Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have outdone yourself again!!!!!!!!!!! This was great!!!!!!!!! It is so true, true, true. I like the part about the snot-blowing, life sucking little poop machines. Mine woke up from a nap when he was about 10 months, proceeded to fill his diaper, then with the dedication of Michangelo, proceeded to paint his crib. Those were the days!!!!!!!!!!!