Have not read all posts but the best one I heard of was on another site. A lady bought a sample casket and removed all of the insides. She very carefully folded and stored "some" of her stash in the coffin. Her husband was curious so one night he opened it. Inside, on top of the stash, was a note that said..."Who says I can't take it with me" That response won the prize for the best entry. I always say that if I die before my DH, I will be embarrased in Heaven if he finds out all the places I have it in. He has told me not to worry because he already knows where I have it stashed...