This is why men should never open their mouths: Me: "Honey we should start ballroom dancing so I can get legs like hers" (we're watching Dancing with the Stars). Gary: "Honey you could dance your whole life and never get legs like hers-you know why? Because she has skinny legs". True story, this is what the goofball said. Then couldn't understand why I would want to beat the daylights out of him. He later tried to dig himself out of the hole by saying I have the best legs ever and am the most beautiful woman he has ever seen and that he was only joking. Men these days!