Originally Posted by Dora Taggart

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
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> We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
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> I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
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> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.
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> My Dad kept staring at her.
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> The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.
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> When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life"?
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> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
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> In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
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> "Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
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