Originally Posted by catrancher
Good Grief. They forgot to say "Lie down in front of the door so he can walk on you as he comes in."
And excuse me . . . Don't complain if he stays out all night? And if he gives you an STD, assume you got it from a toilet seat.
It used to be standard practice in those days NOT to tell a woman she had an STD - just because it would implicate her husband in adultery. Also, when AIDS came along, doctors were forbidden to tell a wife that her husband was HIV-positive. Privacy of medical information, etc. I'm not sure that it still doesn't apply.