Ok! OK! You all made me laugh so hard I had to run for the loo! I guess I should 'fess up. Years ago, while dating a nice man I had recently met, I invited him to dinner. I planned to fix Swedish Meatballs over Rice, and a vegetable. Before I go any further, I should tell you that I had never had a 'drink' up to this time. I had dinner on, and just had to make the rice, when he arrived. As he walked in the door, he held up a bag and said, 'I brought some beer for us!" Well I didn't want to be a party pooper, so I had a beer. Then I had another. NEVER get the cook drunk! When I went to serve dinner, The sauce had curdled and the rice was crunchy! I was sure glad I had the vegetables, cause that was all we could eat! The funny part is he married me anyway!