Originally Posted by dellareya

I think you could be in your P.Js and slippers. One pair of glasses on top of your head and one to wear (because you don't remember they are on you head). Put the tape measure around your neck.
Put lots of little treads all over your clothes. Carry around your spray starch in one hand and rotary cutter in the other. When you talk to the party guests, admire their costumes and say "I could make a cool quilt out of this fabric". LOL :lol: