All these are pretty funny.
we no longer have a land line so that stops those calls.
But years ago a sales rep called and when I told her I was in labor and could she please help me with my Lamaze she hung up. I really was in labor. lol
I also use to work a couple days a month in a friends office. Small family business. At the time there were only 3 employees. All family. The dad is a real character so he answered the phone one day when they called and wanted to sell them a postage machine. He went off on a tangent about how the only reason he had a phone was his kids made him get one. How he was an old hippy farmer and still used carrier pigeons and if he really wanted to mail something he didn't even have to buy a stamp he could just walk into town and deliver it himself. I was laughing so hard I couldn't talk . He stood there after all that with the phone in his hand looking at it Saying They hung up!! like it surprised him. I about fell out of my chair.