Reminds me of a joke I heard.(Hope we are allowed to tell jokes on here?)
This family had their New Pastor over for dinner one evening.
And the Pastor was talking to little Timmy and ask him what he would like to be when he grew up.
Little Timmy said he wasn't sure, but he new he wanted to make a lot of money.Pastor says why is that? Timmy says cause I want to give it all to you.
Pastor said well Timmy how nice of you, but why would you want to do that?
Timmy says"cause mom and dad said you were the poorest preacher they've ever had!"