I feel like I could write a novel about all the funny things I hear.
My niece is SUPER stinky in the bathroom and when she was younger and needed help wiping she'd be sitting on the toilet, shirt over her mouth, screaming for help..when you got to the door she would say "you might wanna plug your nose like this cause it smells real bad."
I have a couple students that say funny things all the time. One took my "you get what you get and don't throw a fit" lecture to a new level. I gave him the ever hated brown whiteboard marker and he exclaims "YESSSSS!...wanna know why I said YESSSSS when you gave me this marker?" (of course I wanted to know) "Because my skin is brown, and so is my families"
One more, one more....
A little blonde boy in kindergarten starts humming Poker Face by Lady GaGa and the little girl next to him gets this happy look on her face and states proudly "OOOO that's GooGoo GaGa...i LOVE HER!"
haha, my jobs the best.