My oldest DD called two days ago to relate what her 7 year old had been up to:
My dd: I got a phone call earlier from anne's teacher. She put Anne on the phone and insisted she tell me what she did.
DD to Anne: So, what did you do today?
Anne: Well, me and Jeremy were playing Ninja and I was going to kick him in the tummy, but I accidentally missed and kicked his private parts.
DD: Well, I guess you know what this means when you get home?
Anne: I guess it means you think I should be in trouble.:lol:
The little boy is alright and insisted on defending Anne.
I told DD keep the focus on the kicking and not on the "where".
She agreed.
Then she said the little boy was loyal, to which I said, "You might also want to explain that it's not a good idea to hurt little boys that you might grow up to marry and want to procreate with!":XD: