Many years ago I worked for a law firm...the partners were named Wiener and Hamburger...I swear it's the truth. A few years ago when I was working for a telephone company I had to assist one of our customers whose name was Pearly Gates...I thought he was kidding me but when I pulled up his phone records I was quite tickled that this really was his name. One more...I grew up in an ethnically-diverse neighborhood. Two of my BFFs were sisters who were born in Poland. Their names were Tuna and Poison--the French word for "fish")