When I decided to become a Teacher, my dad advised me to adopt another surname - however, the kids soon made mince meat out of that one too both shall remain unnamed...have known a Jack Frost and Tinker Bell. In one of the schools I worked at, the Home Science department staff was named Miss Ovens, Mrs Baker, Mrs Kitchen and Mr Wine and the Agricultural Dept was Mr Weedman, Mr Wildman, Mr Rake and Mr Flower (Often wondered if the Personnel Department had a lot of fun appointing those ones).