It was either Phyllis Diller or Joan Rivers who used to tell a story about a woman who wanted to spice up life with her husband. So one day just before hubby came home she stripped down, and wrapped yards and yards of plastic wrap around her naked body, then hopped over to the front door and leaned seductively with one hand on the wall.
The husband came in and remarked "Leftovers again?"
I wonder if he was related to this woman' late hubby...