Thanks for the ideas, y'all. My wife and I were talking earlier this evening and we had a thought -- maybe do a skit that's a takeoff on a movie and do it with a quilting theme. I was thinking of "The Wizard of Oz", except call it "The Wizard of Houston". :) Quilters on the yellow brick road to the Houston Quilt Festival. But instead of the scarecrow, tin man, and lion, Dorothy meets some rather odd substitutes. One would be Elvis (Yes, I have an Elvis costume). And instead of straw falling out of him, he would have polyester stuffing falling out. Oh, well, we'll see. Give me some more ideas if you have them.