Should I try one? Hope you all like it.
Two toads living in a garden started coming apart. One toad did not come apart as much as the other. The second toad asked him: How come you didn't come apart as much as I did? The first toad answered: "I'm the toad less raveled."
I know, an long way to go for a laugh! But I think it's cute since Robert Frost had a farm here in New Hampshire.