I sent this to a 'male' friend and this was his reply (just had to share):
"Geezzz, such flowery, gentile phrases. But, nahhhhh, it wasn't Alzheimers. Roger hadn't had any in a long time, took a double dose of Viagra, was horny as hell and needed an excuse so he didn't embarrass himself by being greedy. Hey, I'm envious. I mean, this geezer is 85 and she's 25???? For starters, he musta been flat loaded."