THE GERMAN TOURIST JUMPED IN AND SAVED THE DOG.
UPON GETTING BACK UP ON THE BRIDGE HE CHECKED THE DOG OUT AND TOLD THE OWNER THAT
"ZER DOG IS OK, AND VILL BE FINE"
SHE ASKED IF HE WAS A VET?
HE REPLIED, "VET, I'M F***ING SOAKED!"
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