13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly, Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Do you have any to add to the list?