My son's birthday is in August. (So's mine)
For his first Christmas , at 4 months of age, he bought me a diamond ring. (excellent taste!)
For his second Christmas , he bought me a vacuum cleaner.
It's gone downhill from there.
BTW, I'm a single mom, so I buy my own presents LOL!
This year he has a Big Brother (mentor), so I'm sending them out shopping - with a suggestion list!