I'm really sorry that your pattern created aliens. It is definately unique! I guess you have two choices. Finish it and love it for being different. It would make a great sample to share at guilds to illustrate how the best design intentions can sometimes just not work. Your second option is to rework those two outside rows. Your centre row is great. Can you make more blocks like the centre or somehow get rid of the triangles that flare out and look like ears? Do you have some quilting buddies to help you on this one? I know my Stitch and Share group would love a challenge like this. Please repost this when you have worked out a solution.