Here's a good one I heard from a good friend. She use to run a day care out of her home & one little boy was just getting potty trained. He said "Ms. Smith could you wipe my butt?" She said "Ms. Smith doesn't wipe NOBODY's butt" he sat there for a few minutes...thinking & wondering how he was going to get the job done & he said "Ms. Smith, who wipes YOUR butt" That has to be one of the cutest stories I have ever heard!