When my DH (my boyfriend back then) and I were dating, my youngest daughter was sitting on his lap and farted, she turned to DH and said "hey Terry, my butt just burped." we still laugh over that one.
My daughter helped me ice cupcakes one day. I couldn't figure out how she was getting them so smooth on top, so I asked her. She licked them. :shock: So I had to cut off all the tops and put more icing on them. :lol: