Old 12-01-2010, 09:24 PM
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madamekelly
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I am one of seven kids, so late afternoons there were usually several choruses of "What's for dinner?" my stepmother, tired after a long day, just started to answer "dog food" every time the question was asked. It back fired on her big time when she took my little sister (age 4) to go grocery shopping. My little sister NEVER spoke quietly. In the middle of the store she asked "Are we having dog food again!?". You could have heard a pin drop in that busy supermarket!

Same sister, comes home from kindergarten crying. When asked why, she replied "Mommy, will you make me a name tag?". When asked why she needed one, she replied "Nobody knows my name." We asked, "What do they call you?" She said "Everyone just calls me 'brat'!"
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