For Marymc who responded to my story about the wrong DH made me think of something else when she said all the men look alike from behind; jeans, ballcap and tape measure on belt.
One time DH and I were in Home Depot. Two male employees approached me as I was bending over to look at some lamp shades. (I saw them out of the corner of my eye). All of a sudden someone "goosed" me. :shock:
I quickly turned around and my husband was about three feet behind me. The two male employees were laughing so hard, I thought they were going to fall over. Unaware of what happened, I discovered my dh had taken his tape measure and goosed me with it, then quickly rolled up the tape measure to hide and secure the evidence. MEN!!!!!!!! :twisted: