When someone calls me on the phone and instead of saying "hi" or "Howdy" they say "hey what are you doing?". I'm wondering why you called. I'm picking my nose. I'm on the toilet. Depending on who it is I sometimes say things that I'm not allowed to say here and they involve my DH. And even worse is when my kids or my DH call my cell phone and ask me where I am. Why? What the heck do you want, just to keep tabs on where I am every hour of the day?
And silly catch phrases like "git'er done" , "it is what it is"