Originally Posted by bearisgray
Originally Posted by raptureready
A friend of mine was meeting her dh at the mall for lunch. She was 8 1/2 months pregnant at the time. When she arrived she saw her husband bent over arranging things in the back of his work van. She quietly walked up behind him, reached between his legs and gave him a gentle, wifely squeeze. The man let out a yelp, stood up and when she turned loose he turned around. That's when she realized that it wasn't her husband but one of his co-workers.
ROF LOL :oops:
Was she ever able to face this guy again?
She had to---when her husband introduced them at the annual Christmas party. The man just looked at her and said, "Uh, yes, I believe we've met before." My friend said that she turned beet red and wanted to melt into the floor.