ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I haven't laughed so hard in days.
First of all, I don't think I own a dress that fits anymore.
I think I put on makeup in 2008, but I'm not sure. :)
If someone drops in unannounced at my place, it's at their own risk. I'll put on tea, and offer cookies if I have them, but don't expect a "Martha" clean house.
My dust bunnies are my friends. I think they're members of PETA.
heheheheehehehehehehehe