The best gift my husband ever got me had nothing to do with quilting. He ordered a special toilet seat from Japan from a company called Toto, and installed it himself. It is the coolest thing, and is completely hands-free. It will squirt you with water (you choose the location, front or back). You can adjust the water's temperature, how hard it squirts, and whether it oscillates. Then it will dry you with hot air. The fancy one even senses when you have left and puts down the toilet seat for you. It was the most thoughtful gift I ever got, bar none. And it's a toilet seat, go figure.