A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for
Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is
very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks
to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas
pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other
choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a
dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been
snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather
stern voice, 'Skippy!'.
The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came
across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the
pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder
and longer rrrrrip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Skippy!'
Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A
few minutes later the woman had to let another rip.
This time she didn't even think about it.
She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
'Skippy, get away from her, before she sh**s on you!'
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