ROFL Oh! "Rolling on the floor laughing." I guess my kids have gotten to me too. I do not even understand all the acronyms used on this quilt site let alone the ones on Facebook and Tweeter. I am too embarrassed to ask my grandkids. Loved your story. I needed a good laugh and can relate to everything you said. Love the by-sackual and toot instead of tweet! Loved it. Thank you for the levity.