I can't even imagine what it is like to pass cranberry sauce through my nose or watch my grandpa flirt with a blow up doll but I am ure glad I read this. I am still laughing. This was hysterical. Thank you cause I can now feel a little christmas spirit perculating in my blood stream. SOOOooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!