Haha, great story! And I love all the comments, especially the suggestion of doin' time making charity quilts!
Speaking of quilt police, I have had four of my sisters stop by in the recent couple of weeks for help with their quilt projects for Christmas. I give all of my pointers and tips for precision piecing when I teach, even to my sisters, and even make them rip out when they mess up. When one of them called another sister to ask if it was ok NOT to hand stitch the binding to the back, I laughed when I later found out. I guess I am the quilt police! So, better watch out! :)