Happy New Year!
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> A PRACTICAL SOLUTION TO FINDING INNER PEACE!
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> I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
> use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on
> the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The
> way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and
> have never finished."
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> So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
> finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle
> of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos,
> the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake,
> some Doritos, Salsa, a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.
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> ...You have no idea how freak'n calm I feel right now.