Originally Posted by gaigai
My job is to save your ass, not kiss it.
Please be kind to our staff. They are harder to find than patients.
Code Brown!!
ICU Nurses do it with more pumps!
STAT my ass, it can wait!!
ANNIE!! ANNIE!! Are you all right?
LOL! Sounds like you work where I did!
How about
Real Nurse can fix anything with tape!
If you can't fix it with tape, it can't be fixed.
If that Doctor doesn't like it, he can talk to ME!
Why is it when we're busy we get no breaks, but when it's quiet we don't get longer breaks?
I'm not just a pretty face - I'm smart too.
Supper trays will be here shortly.
Visiting hours are OVER!
Nurses get to the point.