LoL, a calender is one gift I always count on from my step mom. It's normally just whatever calendar they've ordered for my dad's business, but she writes everyone's birthdays and anniversaries on it, complete with age or years married. Two years ago she didn't send me one. I couldn't believe it. I was lost all year without it. I just figured she had been too busy to make one out for me. Many, many months later I mentioned it to her and she honestly had thought she sent me one. Oops. :)
Hope you get your calendar! They should be on sale now. :)