Don't fall out of your wheelchair.
Leave you're foley cath alone.
Can you hear me?
Good grief your fingernails are brown again.
I'll be back in a minute. :):)
You're turn to answer that da__ light.
You probably realize by now the nurses have a warpped sense of humor. I'm a nurse and my DH just looks at me sometimes when I am talking to friends who are also nurses. He can't beleive we say such things even away from work.