That is funny. I am glad you got your fabric. I would have done what you did. I was with my sister and out shopping. We had just gotten started, had been to one store and was getting in the car when she caught her jeans on the door gear and tore the side out. She said, " I just ripped my jeans out!" and I said ( a very dumb thing---I guess) "Your kidding!!" She did a double take at me and yelled, "NO I am NOT kidding!!" I just laugh about it still to this day!