My eldest son, now age 25, had a knack for asking the darnedest (sp?) questions while in the middle of a crowd of people. Two of the most memorable were: Mom? Is my dad is jail? (My answer - I don't think so, he had breakfast with us this morning.) Not sure what prompted that one.
Another was at the airport waiting for my husband to arrive: Mom? What would you do if Dad had an affair? (People stopped in their tracks!) Answer: I'd kill him. Then a few minutes later....Mom? What would you do if he had two affairs? Without skipping a beat, I answered that I would take all his money, then I'd kill him. People close by were snickering, but I guess the answers satisfied that kid of mine.