Originally Posted by Newfie45

Mom and her daughter were sitting around just talking when the subject of last wills came up. Mom told daughter "If I get to the point where I have to be kept alive by being plugged into machines and only get nourishment through liquids, then I want you to disconnect me and let me go." "OK" said the daughter, and immediately got up, disconnected her Bernina sewing machine and poured out her wine.