Okay, I have an idea...(although I must agree with all who said there is no ugly quilt). Why not have an ugly quilt exchange or something like it? Make a master list of the quilts and their owners, then put the owners names in one hat and the quilt names in another - then draw an owner name and a quilt name, thus matching quilts with new owners. Everyone pay their own shipping and everyone gets a quilt for what is cost them to make theirs. Who knows, maybe you will come up with a quilt you'll really treasure?
Just a thought.
Hope this made sense.
Lori