Originally Posted by IrishNY

Here's the reply I would have sent


UNPAID ACCOUNT

YOU HAVE SENT ME FOUR INVOICES AND I HAVE NOT REPLIED TO YOU YET.

EITHER:
(1) YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND I'M NOT INTERESTED
(2) CALL ME AT #800-555-5555 TO TELL ME WHY YOU THINK YOUR PUSHY TACTICS WILL WORK.

OR I WILL PLACE YOUR NAME ON THE QUILTING BOARD SO EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS.