I just received this from a friend and former Forum member and thought it was cute
QUILTERS TEN COMMANDMENTS
Thou shalt sew 1/4" seams.
Thou shalt leave no bolt unturned.
Thou shalt not rip - only un-sew!
Thou shalt not envy they neighbours stitches.
Thou shalt never pass a quilt shop.
Thou shalt cook and clean at least once a week.
Thou shalt not do buttons.
Never quilt tomorrow what you can quilt today.
Thou shalt not covet they neighbors stash.
Thou shalt not reveal funds spent on quilting supplies.