Signs and Slogans:
On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
At a proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On a Plumbers truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the
right place."
On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry? Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak