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Old 01-29-2011, 07:47 AM
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Ditter43
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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge ...........so he stops.



He asks ,"What are you doing?"



"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.



While he did not want to appear insensitive, he

didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked,

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"



So, she does.



After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was

the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent

you are wasting! Why are you

committing suicide?"








"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
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