I just saw this in an online magazine. It is so funny, however true!
She Learned to Quilt on MONDAY. Her stitches all were fine She forgot to make us dinner So we all went out to dine
She quilted miniatures on TUESDAY she says they are a must They really were quite lovely But She forgot to dust
On WEDNESDAY it was a sampler. She says stippling's fun What Highlights What Shadows! But The LAUNDRY wasn't done
Nine Patches were on THURSDAY Green,Yellow, Blue and Red. I guess she really was engrossed She never made the Bed.
It was wall hangings on FRIDAY. In colors she adores It never bothered her at all That crumbs were on the floor
I found a maid on SATURDAY My week is now complete My wife can quilt the hours away The house will still be neat
Well, now it's only SUNDAY I think I'm about to wilt I cursed, I raved, I ranted Cause the Maid has learned to QUILT !