Originally Posted by PatriceJ

Ingredients:

2 knees
2 hip joints
1 neck
1 head

bend the knees and squat
bend again at the hips
bend the neck
tuck the head in so the chin touches your collar bone

do all of this within a split second or you don't get duck.

you get didn't-duck-fast-enough

which - trust me - does NOT taste good and hurts like heck.


:mrgreen: