i am not making this up ... cross my heart.
many years ago i rescued a kitten. i think she was part bird and considered me her personal perch.
she would climb onto the top of my head!
she was reluctant to accept her new reality once she got too big for that to work.
from that point on, anytime i sat still, i was draped in a kitty scarf around my neck or over my shoulder. :lol: