What about making yourself a "murse"??!! That is a "man's purse". !!! LOL! I hope I don't hurt your feelings but, I do have a male student who has one. I teach nursing and he carries all his "stuff" for work in his murse. The first time he told me about it, I almost cracked up! I thought he was joking. I was thinking about something for a nurse since he was taking nursing but, the other students said no, he has a murse!